Presents wrapped so far

Mission begins

• @NotAnElf: Just started basic training! I've been accepted into ETA (Elf Training Academy).
• @NotAnElf: Come on, it's not like I'm the only person on Twitter. Plenty more interesting tweets to look at.
• @NotAnElf: Just not worth the risk. I'm not an elf. I'm a child. My pointy ears are a rare hereditary position. So bye then.
• @NotAnElf: So no more tweets sorry.
• @NotAnElf: Absolutely don't want to risk a repeat of 1816. Long story, but every elf in the Arctic had to go into hiding.
• @NotAnElf: I don't want to risk giving away our position or classified info about Santa. So yes, I probably need to stop.
• @NotAnElf: An email went around North Pole this morning - no Tweeting or Facebook - will compromise security of mission. Might have to stop. Ah well.
• @NotAnElf: Unbelievable news this morning. Tragic, tragic. Andrew Strelson, inventor of the cardboard giftwrap tube, you will be sorely missed.
• @NotAnElf: Still not at the North Pole. Still cold, though.
• @NotAnElf: Cold today. I'm not at the North Pole.